“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

WHOSA GOOD TEEN
IS IT YOU?
ARE YOU A GOOD TEEN??
WHOSAGOODTEEN
ITSYOU
YESITIS
GOOD BOY

He was the best of teens, he was the worst of teens

If I had a handful of Trumps and I told you at least three would steal lemonade.

That’s how I roll. Set up low expectations and clear them.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Browns are putting the 0-16 in 2016.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

And Iran

With all these capybaras around, the tournament is sure to be a ROUSing success.

Nazis gonna Nazi.