“it offers the things I like most about live baseball: Sitting outside in nice weather, eating and drinking, and just absorbing the entire sensory experience—the smells, the sounds—without necessarily caring that much about who wins or loses”

Jesus. Where’s Lawrence Taylor when we really need him?

Cutting a mile and change off a half marathon is like a PGA player claiming a hole in one that no one saw.

“Colby Rasmus, THE Islamic State!”

Forget it Tom, it’s Trumptown.

Just the white athletes!

Hey

Wasn’t Podesta hacked because some DNC staffer told him a phishing email was safe?

Maybe, maybe football is bad.

Milk also had some anti-soymilk ads a while back. They claimed you have to shake soy milk cartons first (you don’t) and that is too much work.