How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

When a man and a woman love each other.... or sometimes a man and a man, or two women, or a non-binary individual and a man, or a non-binary individual and a woman, or any number of other individuals I’m not currently addressing, they may decide to interact with each other in a way that makes both their bodies feel…

They can find his dad?

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

Can they use the troops? I bet the troops would win.

They’re too busy helping each other spell their state.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

I’m not sure what’s worse, being Takes-Ball-Away-From-Kids Guy or being Chooses-Drinks-Based-On-ABV guy.

One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

“who is the orange man?”

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

I know it won’t be. But if it was, I and possibly HUNDREDS of others would lose our shit in the most giddy way imaginable. You would be able to hear/see/feel that shit from space. Probably.

It’s nice to feel warm inside, even if it’s only for a moment.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

For real. This is one of my all time favorite movies. I’m not even (that) old! And ok, maybe you’ve never seen it, fine. But there’s no denying that’s Robert Redford. 

I recognized Jeremiah Johnson the first time I saw the Meme. Comes with the territory growing up in the 70's and 80's with a mother who used to say that Robert Redford could park his boots under her bed any ol’ time.

Bless your heart.