Twas a bad day to be orange. 

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

The floodgates opened up after that.

I get your point but seriously not Iron Maiden. They have been around almost 40 years and Bruce Dickinson has an insane range. Very historical and mythological themes. Not anything like the other bands you named. 

Woah woah woah. I’m here for the general message that going at rap is ridiculous, but Iron Maiden is awesome.

The Toronto Raptors now have the cap space to sign Mitch Marner.

That will probably be the Ceballos and Lo Celso money, though.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

(And when penalties like that get called, at what point does the optimal offensive strategy become kicking the ball intentionally at the defender’s arm?)

published in the journal PNAS

[Whispering quietly, in the corner]: i still like the name Boaty McBoatface

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

And now the story of a story of a warring kingdom, and the producers who had no choice but to keep it together

St. Louis Blues Traveler.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

what’s a boston

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

If you haven’t been watching until this point, seems odd to think that you’re somehow the target audience here.

That was a bold move by Abueva. Let’s see if it pays off.

You buried the lede: there actually is an ESPN “the Cinco”?