Aside from the ice as our medium, there is no comparison between our sports.

I assume Nicki used #ArnoldPalmer because this story is only half tea.

I think you’re burying the lede here ...

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

This was also his 3rd or 4th attempt on that island. They had previously shot at him.

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

I actually sort of understand his reticence to come forward with information that would upset Lebron and his crew. If he was forthright, it would probably impact them giving him tips and that is how Caddies make the bulk of their money.

Lauren, you accidentally ran this article with a picture of Garrison Keillor at the top.

Jesus christ we are so insanely germ phobic. Millions (yes, millions, about 6 million in fact) of people fly every day. What percentage of those have ice? Even if it’s 10%, that’s 600k a day, or 219,000,000 a year. How many of those people are getting seriously ill from airplane ice? If it was more than a handful,…

They should have gotten a coach with fewer miles.

It’s amazing that even while being Univisioned y’all can produce incredible work like this. Thank you.

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

Everybody Hates Raymond

Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

After starting the season with wins against Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the Lions have gone from a team that had dark horse potential to one that is definitively ass.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

What did he say that was so egregious? Did he defend Louis CK or Roseanne? No. Is saying that as society still haven’t found our equilibrium when it comes to the power of social media a horrible or offensive statement? No.

I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive.