Tottenham trying to get eliminated from the Champions League so that they can get on with the more serious task of qualifying for the Champions League.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

I don’t know about you, but I ain’t doin’ shit even as we speak!

I keep telling you, she's 73 years old and she's dead.

This is why doctors recommend a daily stool softener, even for healthy adults.

You missed posting this at 4:20 by two minutes.

“It ain’t me, it ain’t me. I ain’t no military son, son.” - fortunate Son

“...slacker Jack Burton???” This is a man who sticks his own neck and his own truck out for a friend, who dives headfirst to bust up a human trafficking ring using nothing but a pair of Clark Kent glasses, who stands toe-to-toe with ancient forces of magic beyond man’s understanding and lives to tell the tale. Call a…

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

I don’t know about you, but I often attack people with my neck and my chest. You should see the bruises I get. It’s a bold move. People don’t expect you to come at them neck first.

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Looks like someone broke it and then tried to fix it with a glue gun

That photo makes it look like his hand is the first thing that changes when he morphs into a werewolf.

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Superstar?

Maybe it’s because he’s seen Rob Zombie’s movies.

That save!

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager