Won’t matter. You can never prostrate yourself enough for these people. ESPN could replace it’s logo with White Jesus in a Confederate flag snuggie and they’ll still be “the (((liberal))) media.”

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

Money. Can’t believe you still haven’t figured it out, Mayweather.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

I hate all the trumps with the burning fire of a thousand suns, and wish them nothing but unscratchable genital itching, but he’s not wrong.

They see him as a sentient being that can sign off on tax cuts. That’s it. That’s all.

They seem him as an instrument from God sent to destroy the heathen liberals destroying their country.

He’d like a clean diaper and a fresh warm bottle for starters.

“More and more people are suggesting that Republicans (and me) should be given Equal Time on T.V. when you look at the one-sided coverage?”

The idea of the “Liberal Media” has always been predicated on the idea that Harvard and Yale are really far-out leftist hotspots.

We’ve reached a point where anyone who sees an actual Nazi and says “Hey maybe we should hear them out/give them a chance..” needs to be considered at minimum a sympathizer.

This was shocking to me too- and then I remembered that the “liberal media” doesn’t really exist and never did.

The speed with which they shit themselves on twitter after this went public was amazing. Not sure if my favorite was Lyons lying about apologizing to Zoe Quinn and getting called on it immediately, or Auerbach acting like this was somehow unfair and improper by Buzzfeed.

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

Let’s see, a white supremacist is complaining about protests against poor treatment of minorities. Where’s the surprise here?

Writing a list of what’s right will be a lot shorter. Here, I’ll start:

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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this asshole?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.