Eh, it isn’t that easy for everyone. I am a non-orgasmer and I have tried all of the above and therapy for years. I think it will never happen for me and I am currently in an “I don’t care” phase, since caring was stressing me out more than it was worth. I don’t actually think this shot would work, but try to remember…

I was on board in the sense that if someone wants an orgasm and decides this is the way to go, by all means this should be an option. Not for me, but you do you.

For the record, I have an amazing vibrator, have learned how my body works over years and years of masturbation, research, sex, fantasy, etc, receive oral sex when I want it, and have an wonderful partner. I have never orgasmed. I enjoy my sex life, but would consider extreme measures for an opportunity to orgasm. Not…

I have done all these things, but also added therapists and specialists.

From my favourite parody site:

Hmmm, I mean if I wasn’t able to orgasm during intercourse at all or just straight up not able to, I would give it a “shot”.... but I sure as hell wouldn’t let that creep Runels do it.

The dreaded jalapeñis...

“Put some hot sauce on his dick for spicy fun!”

It’s always the same, dumb, saccharine, heteronormative tips every issue, with slightly different wording.

“30 weird tips to keep you from smothering your spouse while they sleep”

Or the policies of just about any other country on earth.

What possible justification could there be for excluding unmarried mothers? Oh, I’m sorry, your husband died while you were pregnant? Fuck you, get to work. Oh, hi single lady, what’s that you say? You need maternity leave even more than married women who have help at home? Fuck you, find a husband then. What?!

I wish Sarah Palin wasn’t still keeping a low profile these days, as a Trump supporter she could Ivanka why Trump’s maternity leave wouldn’t apply to her daughter, Bristol.

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

And - it’s only for married mothers, not for single women!!

barf, OMG this is good, but barf

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.