I’m coming!!!

CHOSEN OOOONE!!!

It had that hilarious attempt at seduction in episode 2 though

Hold your D-Horses

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I’m sort of sad that a singing telegram would not work. Because my sense of humor is twisted enough to where I’d revel in the thought of hiring someone to stand over my suddenly unconscious body singing “Do not wake him/Do not try/It has come to the end/For this poor guy”...

I figured this thread would be full of people making bullshit excuses for these people and look at this. I was right! White people absolutely love the idea of being able to say this word and really don’t give a shit anymore.

Is there a spider on it?

Also he fucks horses.

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I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

Trump is a dipshit.

If only there were statues of Mohammed Atta and the other hijackers in our public squares so people could remember!!

Already posted this, but here’s a side by side of the same spot:

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.