you did that so i would do this

A British energy drink founded in Croatia made in Austria recently released in US and UK which can’t really be purchased with, questionable financing, leadership, and history backing an American F1 Team run by an Italian with cars driven by French/Swiss and Danish drivers.

thanks for writing something nice. I know that the media at large as bigger things on it’s plate today but I’ve been in a gross funk over Phelper the whole day and it’s stung more by the fact that nobody seems to give a shit.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

That sounds like all Neal Stephenson novels - hundreds of pages of intricate plotting, impeccable research, clever ideas - and an ending that just turns up.

That book ... wasn’t that great. Spent a lot of time building and building and the end just kinda happened. Flat.

Maybe it’s a nod to this?

I assume because in the UK the customers for this car are at the age where the TVR and Quattro were their dream cars growing up, and this ad shows how in context a modern Jeep will shit all over your childhood dreams while carrying kids from your first two marriages in tow. But, like Marisa Tomei, some memories for…

Race. Car. Bed.

One of my favorite moments of my whole stupid life:

Hey that’s Superbowl Participant Rex Grossman, thank you very much.

The USMNT should not be talking shit to anyone.

Only Communists deny you choice, so the answer is Trabant.

Bargiel finished his run on one ski, followed closely by an unidentified person on a bike yelling “Two zlotys!”

+$2

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

POWER STEERING?

Landon Donovan: Hi, I’m Landon Donovan, on behalf of Union Carbide, lets all chant Puto! this year together as one...

I think he was knocked out by that elbow. He stops protecting himself and kind of stands there after it.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”