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This has been the best season to get into MotoGP as a first-timer - now I’ve watched every race to this point and so many have been exciting and completely unpredictable. I’ll almost certainly be getting the videopass for next season since NBC Sports coverage could really use some work. Thanks for insisting that we…

Only when my imagination was allowed to run rampant, such as the time HRT ran that bizarre livery with in 2011 when I was told it could be me. So I probably bought myself a beer and some records.

It’s either this or using the restroom.

That’s not the point, though. It doesn’t matter if Mick is the second coming of ... well, his father ... or Crashtor Maldonado, Haas would be the team people will be talking about in the midfield. It goes to the “talk about me good, talk about me bad, just be talking about me” school of exposure.

Gene Haas, are you listening? Because you need to make a move, and it’s going to make Rich Energy money look like lemonade stand change, because it’s real, and it’s going to come your way. If you follow these three simple steps.

This is most certainly in the “I like spirited driving enough but I don’t have any interest in paying boy racer insurance anymore with these kids in the booster seats” range.

How many non-bro MS3 owners are left?

Yes, it’s a lot less HP than the last MS3 (which was fun, nice, and a ton of torque in the front wheels), but that’s not what this car is meant to be. Perspective - it’s the exact same HP as the first GD WRX that came to the US. And people thought that was plenty then.

Why do I look at this and think “Guild Navigator?” Can’t say, but that’s where my mind goes.

I read this article in my head as if it were narrated by Daniel Ricciardo. It was pleasant enough.

I’ve driven the automatic version of this car a number of times (a family member had one for 10 years) and it’s frankly pretty enjoyable.

What I wouldn’t give for staying with that over-the-hood mount view in 1080p 60fps. Or to be, you know, in the car.

I just learned about the remix “Cruise Control” this morning.

Well done. I give you their Skycruiser.

Take your star. Please. There has never been a more appropriate time to use this.

Up on blocks? Shouldn’t it be a Jeep in David Tracy’s stable?

Torch, is that a French Truck Coffee shirt from NOLA/BTR?

Soccer game at 9:30 PM on a Sunday? Are all the participants unemployed? I realize I totally keyed into the most random of parts of the story (which is awesome, by the way, I’m glad this one has worked out for you well), but I was just caught off guard by that.