Some driver aids are a good thing because you are not Ari Vatanen or Michele Mouton, and neither are most people who would buy this car and attempt to turn off all driver aids.

Not the 037 I’m usually looking for...

I don’t know why I sent this to Ballaban and not the most fittingly named Jalopnik writer...

I’m just excited about the prospect of an LCD Soundsystem tour with the Dewaele brothers in the USA. Hopefully something along the lines of Nite Versions. I will take what opportunities I as a consumer can get.

I loved this song when I first saw “Ghost World” and it quickly became my go-to bonkers-feel-good jam. Then it shows up in a Heineken commercial that looks like it’s supposed to take place in Hong Kong or Macau?

I think that’s the 2.5XT which had a whole lot of WRX/STI guts if memory serves...

It’s bullshit and it will continue to be bullshit and degrade into worse bullshit. Search your feelings, you know this to be true.

Points for the UHF reference. Now if only we can elect Stanley Spedowsk... no, apparently he’s racist too.

I am still astonished that it took this long to get to this point. No snark, just pure astonishment. I guess the DA just wanted to find the best possible chance of an open-and-shut case (with so many to choose from?) to guarantee a conviction and not some Michael Jackson + Mark Geragos-esque circus.

If what happened to my web browser on my phone just now is any indication, any button would immediately and without question crash the vehicle. It is a Lancia from the early 80’s, after all.

Learn to drive, then learn English. (NSFW audio)

I spent 10 minutes with this and now I look like Green Velvet.

Jeep Liberty. Flimsy steering, lousy gas economy, uncomfortable ride, cheaper than cheap.

I'm just saying. I go to Walmart and buy $100 bucks of shit and somehow I can't fit it all in the trunk. I'm sure Walmart sells more expensive items that are more conducive to storing with your shake and bake operation, but most if not all of the time those are locked in some case of some form.

How does one fit $1700 worth of shoplifted goods in a car WITH a mobile meth lab? That’s either some incredible drug-induced hubris or skill with space management. Also why am I still grey??

I miss when Kool Keith used to be truly onto something. Now it’s just a matter of being on something.

And now you have completed Gran Turismo 2.

Once I saw a car pull up to and stop at a light after exiting the interstate. No big deal right? Actually, complete stops are a big deal, this is the Big Raggedy after all. Anyways, the driver and the passenger both exit the vehicle and run to the front ... and then proceed to beat the ever-living shit out of each…

How’s about some random exotic that was bought on the cheap and repaired by Tavarish? You guys can have a crossover of sorts.

If he reaches Johnny 5, is that considered an improvement?