My German professor had a page from a German magazine, 1990, that he had framed in his classroom. It was an S-Class passing a Trabant on an autobahn headed into Bonn. I forget the caption, I’m sure it was pretty “Progress makes perfect” kind of stuff that was common around that time in the Bundesrepublik.

With luck, in 20-30 years we won’t have to worry about freezing temperatures. Problem solved.

Please stay far away from motorsports. 

“the digital editorial staff decided to institute a work stoppage until they were compensated for their contributions to the publication. Both sources then confirmed that on June 7, after being locked out of various company accounts, the entire online editorial staff was terminated by phone.”

Why are you on Jalopnik?

If your gf thinks a Ranger is too tiny, one has to wonder about her size expectations...

Iridium is profitable nowadays, albeit after Motorola took an absolute bath on the initial deployment.

Can I finance it for 144 months at 12% APR if I trade in a wrecked Dodge Dakota?

Those who weren’t alive or automotively conscious in the early 1990s haven’t the foggiest fucking idea how cool this car was when it broke cover.

All french tanks come with a special hatch in the turret for the drapeau blanc

Youtube comments consistently are the source of the worst written messages modern humankind has to offer.

People need to stop hair-shaming.

“We’re having 3 pounds of bacon for breakfast. Daddy needs to mow the lawn.”

The Ram 1500 gets a reported 27 mpg which is really freaking good for a truck that has the capability to tow 9600 lbs. To compare, my gasoline Sierra 1500 gets 18 mpg if I’m lucky and can only tow 7700 lbs

With all that torque and the fact that it’s a pickup truck, who the hell cares about speed. Towing capacity and using this thing as a commuter/work truck. 

Musk has always done amateurish presentations, but that is fine, it makes him look human. Better than a robotic presentation by most CEOs who look like they are robots.

While I would like to believe this, anti-ship tech has also gotten much better, whereas the tech to keep them afloat I doubt has changed much.

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

You sad fool. So you drove one poorly calibrated, small engine volvo diesel and want to cast aspersions on all of them?

yeah, take it, you dirty pickle whore