Eh, it's mostly family poking fun. I don't give a shit, so it's nbd really.

Haha. Nooooo! She's delightfully strange!

That was probably my best mistake!

Also: "When it was flaccid, it measured 7ins long and was 10ins round."

And it's fixed. Like this teen, apparently...

THERE ARE PICTURES HERE. THERE ARE PICTURESSSSSS OOOOOOOF THE FOOOOOOOTTTTBALLLL PEEEEEENNNNIIIS HEEERRREE

WHAT?

I know, that's why I recommend it for workout clothes. I used to be a bike messenger, and the polypropylene I wore under the wool in winter got really nasty, so I had much occasion for trial and error in this regard.

So, I love how your link to the Uproxx article (I assume) just goes to the Jezebel tag for brobdingnagian.

The kid is not a eunuch, the guy writing the story on Uproxx said he was (not sure why.)

Best of luck to this poor guy, hope he ends up with the penis most of us hope for.

That's the writer of the piece speaking.

shake it off, just shake it off

Ah modern medicine. Thanks for being there for problems I didn't even know existed! (Seriously .. this sounds awful for the poor kid. It was actually shaped like a friggin' football. That cannot be good. As a woman I have to say.. it CANNOT be good) So happy the surgery was successful for him.

I have dark brows and ark hair and YEP, a dark little puts ache when Im not careful, BUT I HAVE NEARLY CLEAR SHORT STRAIGHT EYELASHES AND IT HURTS ME SPIRTUALLY

I've been asked (with genuine concern) if I had a black eye, thanks to my circles. Unfortch mine are genetic, so even good sleep doesnt fix it.

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.