Regular art films include gratuitous sex to seem edgy. So to make Porn art films edge, you take away the sex (and it becomes an incisive critique of suburbian ennui or something).

This old lady thinks Miley looks ridiculous. And like she's having more fun than those of us who think she looks ridiculous.

I need to either do more pilates or be 21 again.

Co-fucking-signed. You can't be sticking out your tongue in that condition.

D'awwwww. :D

I love you.

Concur. That's a whole lot of "ewwwwwwwwwww."

It's funny you say that because, everything about Katy Perry seems artificial to me. It's like she was created in a manufacturing plant.

Don't be so rude. Gary's face couldn't even fit on a condom wrapper.

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My reaction to everything Katy Perry and Chrissy Teigen said:

She looks like a Real Doll come to life in that gif.

Anyone who judges you for liking JWOWW needs to be gone, stat. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

I wondered which male Teen Mom star could possibly want his face on a condom. Yeah, Gary's face would keep me from getting pregnant, mostly because a dick covered in that would get nowhere near my vagina.

HOW DO THEY DO THIS?!

This gif will live on forever in my nightmares.

Can we get a study on the disgusting eaters whose maws are like mysterious sound amplification chambers? Even with their mouths closed, they can make the crunch of a single potato chip reverberate throughout the house. Don't care how fast or slow you are eating I shouldn't be able to hear you chewing boiled rice from…

Solid reason, in my view. She might have wound up clocking him with a frying pan after twenty years of that!

Hey everybody knows that boys love to masticate more than girls.

My grandmother had a serious boyfriend before she met my grandfather and she said that the main reason she broke it off was because he ate like a damn pig. She said "I couldn't imagine having to watch that at least twice a day for the rest of my life".