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IS THE WHOLE WORLD TRYING TO TROLL SANE PEOPLE?

Stay classy, dude.

The Star-Wienered Sneeches

Just for you...

I for one never got tired of those. If any situation called for it, this one certainly does! :P

In emergencies, your brain works funny. My work building was on fire (a small fire) and my co-worker kept saying "Should we break the alarm?" and I honestly could not figure out what the hell she was talking about. She meant that glass thing over the alarm device, which says "BREAK IN CASE OF FIRE" but I just never…

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He might actually be the best model for Rick Owens.

Must refrain from bringing back Second Amendment Man jokes...

It's from the film Me Myself and Irene.

NRA: Hero Teen Liberates Self from Urges

snitches get dick stiches

i guess he won't be able to model for Rick Owens.

I love how they say, "The teen, who WINK News is not identifying because he is underage..." and then three words later give the cross streets and name of the subdivision where he lives.

Maybe the gun went off prematurely.

I'm not sure we should have expected anything more from the son of Florida Man and Florida Woman. Florida Teen never had a chance.