friendzoning: a history of the vatican's relationship with women, by anna "prettiest princess" merlin and adulto "adultosaur" saur

Vatican I don't like you like that but thx, nice report, I'll totally give it a read [backs through doorway, runs to car, peels out, speeds off]

yo why is the vatican schmoozing on bitches tho

"abortion, infanticide, genital mutilation, crimes of honor, forced marriages, trafficking of women, sexual molestation, and rape,"

My abortion via the pill at 7 weeks was nothing like, say, rape, FGM, trafficking or infanticide but this is noted, Catholic Church.

You know, for an organization that doesn't allow women in leadership positions, they certainly spend a hell of a lot of time talking about us.

amputate the expressive possibilities of the human face, which are so connected to empathic abilities

About 20 years ago, I was working in Pittsburg. I was driving behind a carload of 4 big (overweight) white dudes with multiple bumperstickers: Big ones that were Anti-Abortion. As I am I am driving, I am getting really pissed off: Who are THESE dudes to tell us to do with our bodies?

I get how you feel. The crazy thing is that the Bible says absolutely NOTHING about abortion or anything relating to it. The verses that pro-life people generally cite are actually verses dealing with the duality of the spirit and body and don't actually speak to abortion in the way they think. I can get thinking that…

A little of both. It happened to my friend after her abortion, but it also happens to women who have sought out counseling. This group found her home address and began leaving literature and baby gifts in her mailbox with notes like "your baby would have been 10 days old today." She had to move due to the…

They terrorize women who are planning to get abortions or ones who have already had them?

The American Taliban is alive and well

This makes me want to form a huge biker gang to chill outside abortion clinics and intimidate protesters with their very presence, like The Patriot Guard does with Westboro Church at funerals. Recruit the loudest, biggest, burliest, scariest bikers and have them rev their engines or stand around menacingly and inch…

I feel you. My mother works at a crisis pregnancy center. She's never been involved with this kind of terrorism, but I know damn well she perpetuates the rhetoric that inflames these people, and that she wouldn't think twice about lying to a woman about breast cancer links or some shit to keep her from getting an…

Ugh. As a (liberal, FWIW) Christian who actually believes in the whole "love thy neighbor" and "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" shtick, I'm really sorry. There's a reason why I backed waaaay the hell away from church in college.

Except Englebert Humperdinck is a stage name, but I'm not sure if that makes it more crazy pompous or less.

In the future, every movie will be a Steve Jobs biopic.

Trust me, they are probably not going to show his penis in this one.

I'm going to write a screenplay for a made-for-TV biopic about your time at Jez.

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