Not orange enough!

They need to nurture their filet mignon and whiskey babies. (which are like Taco Bell babies, but pricier.)

Hope you get the the paid leave, and congrats.

That's why I said there may have been some emphasis on the part of (I don't remember which one) whomever wrote the defamer article.

Yeah, lip liner doesn't protrude in profile.

Yes! Sometimes I garble "Moon Magic Wake Up" and spin into the shower doors, other times I need to hold and wave a hideous bedazzled compact, wand or brooch.

I feel like she's really earnest, but terribly socially awkward.

This is banned in California already, either by law, or every vet in the area.

Not to Theroux anyway, he dated his previous girlfriend for 14 yrs, before leaving her for Aniston. He seems like quite the catch!

Like Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer?

2007 he died I think it said. Not that you ever really get over watching someone die of cancer. :(

Nah, she offered to give Aniston pics of Aniston and the dead husband. Then she said Aniston couldn't be bothered. (She said she did at any rate. How would she even reach her to have a conversation? )

Heh, think we posted at the same time.

Right, it's totally narcissistic and tacky, I'm willing to believe though, that Defamer probably embellished or used a bit of hyperbole for laughs. She probably wasn't as awful as they extrapolated this out to.

Lol, becaaause she's tacky...

Beautiful man. Quick question, Brooklyn is his oldest son's name... why does he have his literal baby's name tattooed above his ass?

Supposedly she also implied he sent her Justin Theroux from the afterlife to teach her how to love again. :/

So, he'd have been THE ONE, if only he hadn't married someone else. Story of her life!

I would maybe email that to the newspaper who originally broke this story. It MIGHT explain some of the policy or culture there.

You are too young to drink, but are well and truely old enough to engineer your own Machiavellian rape young lady! That poor stupid predator is the victim of your dirty, sinful vagina.