So the starting pitchers have more juice than ownership and management.

...I feel like this comment is about 10 months too late.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

This is the face that got me. I make this face like 30 times a day.

Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Standard Trump response to any question asked about what he’s going to do about X issue:

No, the perfect fries were the garlic potato wedges they used to have at Costco years ago. Of course, they quit carrying them and after looking and looking, the closest place that had them was over 200 miles west of here, in Chicago. Those things were amazing.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Do you want to know if you’re an asshole? You’re an asshole if you’ve ever spit your gum into a urinal, making someone else’s terrible job that much worse.

I’ve heard so many people say that Dalton was the worst Bond but I don’t think that argument holds up if you go back and watch them. They’re a little darker, sure, but these are movies about a spy stopping mad men and their gangs of cronies. Then again I think the people that don’t like Dalton actually prefer the…

My first dorm roommate was a senior who was dating a junior at a local HS and wasn’t around very often, but I would have to leave when she would visit. He moved out after the first quarter (because who wants semesters) and for the next quarter, had the dorm to myself. Came back from spring break and new roommate was…

I had a roommate who would shit on the floor. He went on to become a racist, MRA, conservative columnist.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

+1 placenta falling to the floor