Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

Eagle Rare is legit. Great value for price.

He’s creepy and he’s kooky, mysterious and spooky, that’s for sure.

And not just you! Think about spending your entire high school experience with your mom!

Damn dude. Tell your grandpa he's the shit

Battlefield Earth is the holiday special.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

Zima? Get out of here with that millennial shit. Bartles and Jaymes or nothing.

These women are badasses.

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

Well yeah Hillary Clinton and Billy Clinton. Not so shocking at all.

I guess it might be for some dudes, because the best video makers are beautiful women, but I get triggered by: Ira Flato, certain voices on voicemail, a cashier counting out change, a child arranging toys in a particular way. I guess that could be a profile for a really fucked up sexual predator/NPR fan, but I swear…

The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.

Marian, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marian, don’t look at it no matter what happens.

You never had to.

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.