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What drove me crazy with the whole “pantygate” kerfuffle was Dorito’s insinuation that Erika flashed PK on purpose and her blithely excusing her scumbag husband’s actions with the old “boys will be boys, they can’t help themselves” saw. That’s right, not only is it not her husband’s fault for being a creep and…

Dorit will certainly end up being a one and done cast member. I was on the fence until she decided to come for Erika with this weak sauce of pearls clutching. The mandate of a Real Housewife cast member is to be interesting yet also cause drama yet also remain likeable so as to create an audience for yourself. She…

(Supposedly, you should leave the tree outside in the cold for at least one night to kill any bugs still living in it, otherwise they thrive at room temperature.)

I didn’t even think of that, but now that you’ve said it, I can’t unsee it.

Yes.

The least they could have done here was make the revenge based on Lewis being partners (not lovers) with Bullock and double-crossing her in the past. A woman is not always motivated by not being with a man.

13 is very good; much more in-line with 11. There’s almost none of the navel gazing that ruined what was already a lame plot in Ocean’s 12.

He may be the hardest hitting safety in the League, but that didn’t stop Roger “the Hammer” Goodell from laying a $15,000 fine on Doggo for not wearing a standard uniform.

It’s not an exact science and is up to the referee. To wit, there is a decision tree chart that refs can have handy for deciding these plays if need be.

The key to tweetstorms is to have a very high bar for reading them. Otherwise, you’ll end up wading into a Heer-like morass of “I want to talk about why spaghetti westerns and Puccini heralded the rise and fall of social democracy in Italy after 1947.” Maybe 10% of my Twitter friends I’d even consider as potential…

I feel like each metro area has their own “Bob from Medford”. Here in the Baltimore area it’s Donny from Dundalk or Terry from Rosedale calling in to opine on Joe Flacco’s eliteness. 

I guess this is what the NFL means with the whole “Football is Family” campaign.

I heartily recommend an instructional film from the early 1990's that goes into great detail about how to defend your home against would-be bandits. In it you’ll learn:

This is part of a day-long run of miserable Star Wars prequels on TNT, starting well before football with Phantom Menace, and culminating in the eyeball-searingly horrible Revenge of the Sith. Maybe this is your thing? God help you.

He was fine with the boondoggle until it turned out the group of county residents getting dicked over by the Braves and Cobb County grew to include him. You can’t turn a blind eye to corruption and incompetence on issues that don’t directly effect you (or that may benefit you) and then be surprised when that blind eye…

This is a great point. I’ll preface by saying I agree that a parliamentary system would be better than the system we have now. But to your point, it’s worth remembering that the Nazis never garnered more than ~40-44% of the popular vote in the 1930s and never had an outright majority in the Reichstag. Yet the center…

I will admit to being someone who can sit and watch a full marathon broadcast, although the best way to do it is to DVR it so you can skip around as needed.

Less than an hour between posting your piece and a tl;dr concern troll comment ending with a lame ad hominem?

This is definitely a tricky area for some people, myself included. I’m not a very tactile person to begin with, so I generally defer to handshakes, fist bumps, high fives or simple waves and smile.