Skyline Chili is the Taylor Swift of Foodspin. You all fall over yourselves to say how awful it is and how could anybody think this was good food, I'd never eat this crap, blah blah blah. But when you're alone in your car you're singing along to You Belong With Me just like everybody else. Ask yourselves who you're…

"* Of course it's fucking downtown — everything shitty and pretentious within the city limits happens within a limited, well-defined radius of the Farragut North metro station."

Mostly true, although the entire H Street NE corridor breaks this axiom down a bit. Tons of pretension and shitty brunches to be had out…

I-95...895 doesn't go to the Ft. McHenry Tunnel but the Harbor Tunnel. That stretch of 95 is a maze of concrete barriers and construction zones, so wrecking at 84 mph in that area would have been really terrible.

A little late for this week, but here we go. I use a system that combines premium movie channels with my DVR. This can be adapted to TV movies, you'll just have to deal with commercials, which will take up more space on your DVR.

Anyway, here's what you do. Each Monday, run through the schedule for your preferred…

I think we can all agree that "Baltimore Bomb > any cupcake" is axiomatic.

I work downtown and Purple Fridays are just awful. Nothing says, "Don't promote me, I'm a child!" like seeing a grown man swimming in an XXL Ray Lewis jersey, jeans and tennis shoes.

First Ravens camo sighting of the season. They're out early this year.

There's a minor league team nearby that does this and has grass hills down the baselines in the outfield and has this promotion. We sit out there with the dog on a blanket and watch baseball. There are worse ways to spend an afternoon.

"So, in conclusion, don't be closed-minded about a sport that millions upon millions of other true sports fans- just like you- gobble up incessantly."