Well, he's no Andy Richter, but Colbert could probably pick up a certain robot sidekick pretty cheap… assuming CBS remembers which pawn shop they dumped him at. :(

Congratulations, Passengers. I now officially can't stand the sight of Jennifer Lawrence.

Maybe do it like Garfield Without Garfield, where Xavier keeps talking to a Mystique that doesn't exist? (It would help explain his son's mental issues.)

♫♪ "Stamatopoulì, Stamatopoulà!" ♫♪

And in an NSA archive across multiple RAIDs.

Bronze B!tches Begone!

Damnit, I wasn't looking for a new fetish this week.

"It's an older code, sir, but it checks out."

He was always hilarious and charming with CraigyFerg on The Late Late Show.

Now I want Castor in a Blade sequel.

Where does M. Piedlourde fit into this?

{shakes fist} Fookin' Little Endians.

How can you eat popcorn when the lady downstairs keeps shouting and pounding on her ceiling with a broom about how noisy you're being?

They should sell those at the snack stand.

Rusty?! NO!

Or feed it a Snickers.

I expected something totally different watching The Wrong Trousers.

Corn smut is soooooo good. {drools}

Everywhere?! What the hell are you doing to that popcorn in the dark?

How dare you disparage Arby's by comparing them to Trump!