Yeah, CBS sucks ubiquitous mendacious polyglottal donkey balls.

Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back… and to the left…

Dogcow is pretty Cronenberg-y though.

Raccoons kill chickens given the chance. They murdered all four of my parents' neighbors' ducks. Raccoons are equal-opportunity murders (and !ssholes).

Not so loud, damnit, DeviantArt might hear you.

So, what you're saying is, the same actor who plays Toby Maguire… also plays Andrew Garfield!?!?! {excitedly tweets new conspiracy to Alex Jones}

Maybe they can get H. Jon Benjamin to voice/play Doramumumoomu? He already voices The Master on Venture Bros.

Worst. yet. most horrifying. Alien. remake. ever.

The NYC door & wall repair contractors must be seeing a huge boom in business.

It'll give Iron Fisting a whole new meaning too.

AD&D multi-classing was always too complicated.

Ha! Yeah, seeing Cats on PBS made pre-teen me have weird feelings about all the girl cats, especially Jemima. It was a long decade of confused feelings until I figured out I played for the "all-girls softball team."

Snarf, snarf!

Damn it. So we're too late. Trump has already metastasized into his viral Trumpypool form and has already started infecting popular culture…

No, but the UE does make them slightly duller, if that helps.

The DCEU itself is only slightly less stale than Powdered Toast Man.

If you life leaves you with questions,
Seek advice from under the sea!
Dear Aquaman, Dear Aquaman,
Please give your advice to me.
Aquaman!

If Barbie and Iron Man ever combined their ability to hawk new outfits, they'd be unstoppable.

Mike Resnick wrote a short story, "Neutral Ground", for one of the 90s Batman anthologies that used this theme.

Not a good idea. In combat, he might spazz out thinking he was swarmed by f!cking deadly Australian bees.