Zach Snyder is DC's anti-fun version of Wanda Maximoff.

"Got corn smut?"

So, Bran wargs into Margot Robbie… and stays?

Sadly, Forearm isn't even slightly better at foreplay.

Queen Elizabeth II is a mutant?!?!

Blame the Hawks if you want, I still blame Rip "Captain The Worst" Hunter for everything.

Wait, what?! I thought the show was Joannie Loves Tchotchkes.

Yep, Frosstbyte's ancestors died on the Oregon Trail, which is pretty impressive for a video game. Yet again, just another example of the wide-ranging temporal reach of Rip Hunter's legendary worst-ness.

{looks at blackboard, adds "Ted Kennedy <-> Big Diaper" under the Reverse Vampires section}

Mojo Nixon was right; Elvis is everywhere!

Great, that just spawned AMC's The Voting Dead.

Yeah, joke now, but you likely just spawned Paul Shart: Stall Cop, to the suffering of us all.

How is your baby eye-hand coordination? Apparently wearing a diaper instead of using a toilet is considered a bonus at many non-union chicken processing plants.

Maybe Rickon (or even Sansa) wargs into the alpha dog and instigates the attack?

When Dany & The Gang's fleet finally sets out of Mereen to go a conquering, they'll probably sail right past a bearded Gendry wearily rowing into the harbor.

That's awful. Hoult seems like such a nice guy to have to experience filming crap like The Expendables 3, Transformers: Age of Extinction, and Partners.

Everyone forgets how big a supervillain 90's Liefeld was.

sophomore slump: "My name is a killing word?"

I thought Oshtur was busy making waffle irons and blenders? Or more likely, she has a warehouse full of non-union bunnies making kitchen appliances.

And still a ways off from the urologist making an uncomfortable "up the waterspout" joke during Parker's prostate exam.