Jimmy Carter's still around. He and Steve would have a lot in common, and Jimmy probably still has a little lust left in his heart.

The next day, Wanda's planet was destroyed by the John Byrne Kree. Have you guessed the name of Wanda's planet? It was Earth-616. Don't date robots!

The tenants of WTF still pay first & last month's rent, same as everyone else. They always seem to burn through their security deposit though.

So… reboot Due South and instead make the lead a Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman?

Or "he" dies and the player wakes up alive in Blips and Chitz wearing the John Quiñones Game helmet.

They don't use poles; they're skilled noodlers.

What you talkin bout, Wyllis?

"A black person is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

Just 'cause cockroaches infest a building, that doesn't mean they get counted as staff.

Why wouldn't she just go with Amy Poehler?

And as a plus, Trump's tiny hands make his steaks look extra yuge.

True, but it's always disconcerting for his partner when he throws to the next caller while mid-coitus.

No, Just Jared's obsessed with method-acting as the Joker. Or am I thinking of another Jared…?

Like a Ryan version of Shatnerquake?

Which will later be adapted into a CBS police procedural.

"You are pseudo-indignant, the best kind of indignant."

He looks like a shaved otter.

No, he was acting under a layer of white paint ("Eggshell Honky", Pantone 108-6 C).

Wait, Alcopheliac is Rick Sanchez? Huh. I didn't realize the Galactic Federation allowed space prisoners to have access to the Internet.

They're transforming and backing up to Michael Bay's house.