Touche! I stand corrected.

I agree but it depends on the person and they’re tolerance for risk. If they’re young it might work out in their favor because they have time on their hands, especially if they’re responsible and don’t spend a lot of money on crap (I’m a spend money on crap person but I’m better about it and work on it everyday).

And you could always rent out rooms and either put that towards the mortgage or investments until the time comes to kick roommates out and have a serious relationship/a family. I also find living alone a little dangerous. It’s nice to know someone will notice you’re missing before the rent is super late. :/

Funny thing. He could have sent a declaration. That’s basically like a written version of being under oath under Federal law.

This guy. This FUCKING guy.

How long until he has a full blown, on camera, red in the face, screaming racial epithets, throwing feces, breakdown? A week?

So, as has been pointed out on Russian Conspiracy Twitter (@20committee, @TrueFactsStated, and @LouiseMensch are all my new boyfriend), Comey is a private citizen now, and a potential witness in national-security (nevermind criminal) investigations. Threatening to release embarrassing material about him, and admitting…

The saddest thing for all of us is: there is a team to keep him under control. This is not out-of-control behavior for him, this is controlled behavior. Fucking terrifying.

I am by no means an expert in PR. But, my god. He has no idea that all he is doing is just drawing attention to the Russia controversy and fueling the fires of speculation. If he wasn’t surrounded by sycophants (or if he would actually listen to anyone but himself), the right thing to do would be to be transparent as…

My favorite part of this is that all the stories he and his surrogates are telling directly contradict his initial, written response. So no, that actually wouldn’t solve anything.

And of course, I’ve heard two Trump voters in my office say today: “The corruption is just open now. Obama and Clinton were even worse in secret.”

Really??? Remember that time Obama fired Comey for investigating his would be successor?

Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

Let’s be honest. The law firm spent $3.35. The line item on their bill reads:

There are so many things that the “successful businessman” doesn’t seem to know about basic business and the law that it astounds me he’s, well, “successful.”

BLUE PILL! GIMMIE THE FUCKING BLUE PILL!!!!!

ha ha ha I feel like I am going mad. Trump asked Comey to pledge his loyalty in a dinner where supposedly his job (Comey’s) was on the line. Remember when the conservatives and the media were in full storm mode because Bill Clinton said hello to Attorney Lynch? ha ha h ah ah ah ha ha gaaaahhhh

The fake media is actually working for comp time since the Trump Administration removed the overtime protections.

This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

On the bright side, Trump hasn’t wasted any time naming Comey’s successor.