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My secret for an amazing Thanksgiving: Spending it at Disneyland.

Let your turkey chill in the sink for a few hours before cooking.

We are a family of Indian immigrants, so we enjoy Thanksgiving way more than most American families do. My uncle gets really excited and gifts us with matching ugly sweaters and my mother finds new ways to fuck up the turkey every year. We sing karaoke and finally order pizza and do drunk dancing. its tight shit yo

Sadly, I usually do get an upset stomach from all the rich foods, but this seems to be a good plan in the event that I don't.

this just in, rbg is up and ran 15 marathons and fought 20 bears

I've yet to hear any other reason for the cop being labeled a racist. He may well be but you'd think if there were other situations that came up to make him look racist we would have heard about them by now.

As far as I can tell, not much else exists to suggest that he was violently racist, I believe there were some reports of aggression regardless of race though.

Here's how you can explain it: Michael Brown, an 18-year-old African-American robbed a convenience store and assaulted a store clerk. Afterwards, he was walking down the middle of a road when he was confronted by Officer Darren Wilson, a Caucasian police offier who may or may not have known the basics of the robbery.

I'm going to ask an HONEST question here (and may regret it). Is the only evidence that Darren Wilson is racist that he killed a black teenager? He had no prior disciplinary actions, and I don't believe that I've heard other allegations of racist activity (unless one believes that being a member of the Ferguson police

Oh please. it was a tragic event where two people made mistakes. A jury has seen all the evidence and made a decision. In the aftermath I hope better training is provided for police officers. I hope young men don't physically fight with police officers. Better education and behaviour is needed across the board. I

I'm not into hugs. I don't really like touching people. But for some reason I really want to hug Kristen Bell. Is that weird?

She answered those questions exactly as I would have answered them. I wouldn't have known it was a joke, I thought those questions were ridiculous and her answers spot on.

Wow. I always thought she had good comedic timing, but this is the most boring prank ever.

Ouch....christmas doesn't have to filled with people. Plenty of soul-full moments we couples who like to celebrate alone have.

They are the only couple in the world that could wear matching Christmas sweaters and not make me nauseous. Dammit they're so charming.

It's not the image that's big, it's the rock stars that got small.

Not that it matters that much, but that happened at Sigma Alpha Epsilon, not Sigma Nu.

He is my faaaaaaavorite. Ugh. Perf. 10/10 WOULD BANG.

Sir...Sir please no...sir please stop you're going to break something...sir...sir we need to ask you to get out of the car. Sir...SIR OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING

The Mercedes guys: