HEEEEEEEELS!

Actually it isn’t, but the Final Four were not good games. Teams off their rhythms, shooting in a horrible football stadium, hard rims, and sketchy, inconsistent reffing. The first two weekends of this year’s tournament, however, were much, much better games.

Actually it isn’t, but the Final Four were not good games. Teams off their rhythms, shooting in a horrible football stadium, hard rims, and sketchy, inconsistent reffing. The first two weekends of this year’s tournament, however, were much, much better games.

Hope your kid is homeschooled, because when he tells the other kids that these movies are canceled, and they reply NO - I SAW THAT CRAPPY MOVIE THIS WEEKEND; YEAH IT SUCKED BUT IT WASN’T CANCELLED, LOSER - your child will have trouble maintaining friendships. Or he’ll out himself as an easy mark. Keep him away from…

While freely admitting that this type of movie is not my preferred genre at all, every trailer and promo I saw for this movie (i) looked actively bad, and (ii) made it look like I needed to have a tremendous understanding of this character to be able to access it at all.

I’m worried that Stonyfield isn’t any good yet because HamNo isn’t running it... but I am charmed by their logo cow.

I watch a lot of men’s college games; usually just NBA highlights. I agree flopping has become ubiquitous. I was noting mostly the awkward jumping jack in front of every pass that the UConn women were doing. Effective in confounding passing, I guess.

If they had lost because of it, the least that karma could allow is to let Samuelson actually get throatpunched. That was some bush league Duke guard BS. Plus, UConn’s team kept flailing and kicking their legs on every pass (which may be a hallmark of the women’s game; not a regular viewer), but it was very obnoxious…

I didn’t think he would be right (I didn’t mind Chobani in that it was food that served a purpose), but literally Fage is superb, and I’m not eating other yogurts anymore. Also, my dogs fight to be able to lick clean the containers like HamNo’s [sample] dogs in the pictures.

I’m a super good bleeder. Women often are, and when I give blood, I squeeze that handtoy so I can get done quickly. Think of the guy who wants to finish the standarized test first - that’s me at a blood drive. Plus, I always watch the needle as they do blood draws or injections. No fear then - it never hurts that much…

I’ll support your LBO. You don’t need money... just a story good enough to sell a bank willing to lend you enough based on the collateral and your leadership. When I think of a US prophet of yogurt, I think of you, HamNo. Not even lying: every time I pick up the Fage over the Chobani at the grocery store, I remember…

+1 Jerry Orbach

Didn’t everyone just simply read this in every other month of Cosmo? Because my sex ed came from Cosmo, and even though I can count the number of UTIs I’ve had on one hand in the last 30 years, I make damn sure to follow Cosmo’s advice.

EXACTLY. I don’t know anything about wrestling anymore other than what’s on Deadspin and Cena on the Today Show or the Tonight Show. And yet, these are all people who were wrestling when I was in college 20 years ago. I don’t even know how their bodies do it... I have to be careful stepping out of bed in the morning.…

This kitchen is beneath Nancy Meyers (so vanilla; no warmth), and I live to have the house in It’s Complicated. That house is my spirit animal.

I’m willing to bet real money that these are Mother’s rules (ahem, conditions), not Pence’s. I’m not saying that this means that Pence sees female professionals as equals or not, but this isn’t an uncommon rule. She wants him chaperoned, and doesn’t want him drunk. The better rule is not to drink if that’s your…

I have watched that show religiously since the beginning (because I really like salvage design, though I need the artifacts to be real, not mass-produced), and it hasn’t struck me that there was an outsized number of clocks. A lot of cloches, cages, wire baskets, antiqued toolkits, unusable desks, schematic and map…

Confession - because of their similar looks and names, I was certain that Hildi (Trading Places) and Hilary (Love It or List It) were one and the same person. I was shocked that Hilary’s decorating was always very subdued and nice, while Hildi was a manic hot mess. It took me a long time to realize they weren’t the…

I’ve got three gigantic clocks. This didn’t start with Joanna... Pottery Barn, RH, industrial salvage and their ilk have been reppin’ this for years. We have the Restoration Hardware-type one, a modern bright red one, and a huge factory 1900's punch card clock. If I’m honest, we also have an industrial steel time…

And the HAY STUCK TO A WALL. I would have murdered my neighbors.