I would say it’s beneth the dignity of Congress for someone to settle a stupid bet by singing a stupid baseball song on the floor of the U.S. House, but the past few years have shown that nothing is beneth the dignity of Congress.

Jesus Christ, that’s even worse than a Cars for Kids commercial.

Schiff: [watching conclusion of NLDS] Well, shit. I guess that settles it.

This dude got fired in like 20 minutes. It was amazing.

I’m more upset by the misplaced hashtag than the poor judgement this shows.

This is, without question, the best way this could have started.