Color me 50 shades of shocked. I wish they'd cancel all this shit on the grounds that they've already done enough of a disservice to artists around the world that actually take pride in producing original, well-executed work.

Let's go back to 1990. My name is Rob Van Winkle and someone offers me untold millions to make one of the shittiest records of all time and be forever known as Vanilla Ice. My reward? About 20 million dollars and eternal derision. You think I even ponder this offer? Sign me up damnit! Take the money and run Sam. Shove…

sounds like because she made a ton of money she is under the misapprehension that it is good source material

Second weekend box office will fall pretty hard tho — this movie already shot its load

'Her relationship with Erika has become absolutely toxic – they despise each other and blame each other for the problems with the film.'

i actually think, in some ways, the persona was genius bc if no one is looking closely, homegirl can run her errands with very few second looks.

I bet he scored this beauty at Jarrod, the galleria of jewels!

Of all people to get engaged on Valentine's Day. With a heart-shaped ring.

She is! And it's refreshing to see a belly that has stretch marks.

Exactly. I love that photo. I hope I look that great after 2 kids and being a 90s supermodel with all the drugs and partying around. Bless you Cindy! I wish I had your genes!

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Exactly. She dates really young guys who don't know anything about sex and then she complains about how they don't like going downstairs.

Well, she has dated/married or just fucked a cavalcade of assholes. Shout outs to Sean "Piece of Human Garbage" Penn, Guy Richie, A-Rod (?), and Dennis Rodman.

Meh, I agree that Madonna's become a mostly sad parody of herself whose desperation is fully on display but I didn't disagree with much of what you quoted here. Language IS fluid and a lot of profane words can be used by other people and other cultures with vastly different outcomes.

Last time I checked, that was STATISTICALLY average.

Hey, it still got you off.... work.

I'd rather have an overestimated storm than an underestimated one. It's much easier to blame the meteorologist than to be unprepared when shit hits the fan.