Whether Bieber just kissed on /felt up /or straight hooked up with Kerr is irrelevant. If you talk to another man about how you fucked his baby mama, you should expect to get punched in the face. Simple as that. The kid needs to learn how the world works and Bloom is a good guy for taking on that job to teach him the…

where she probably had to "nibble" on cake for 4 hours!

Let's see...it's Hathaway and DeNiro...so filming in NYC, most likely? There must a vegan bakery within 2 blocks of any spot from where ever they were, no? who the fuck cares? She's a nice lady!!

Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.

smart!

dollar tree sells em 50 pairs to a box. done and done.

nice tip!

hahah. #nailedit

Call someone to ask them something?? I live within LA city limits...isn't there a law against that or something? I think I read about it in LAist.

She has a great line, that I couldn't find the quote for (sorry, I tried) that is something to the effect of "this is my vagina and I know it's beautiful because I designed it myself."

These women are literally debating how many holes they have!! I guess I didn't give the State of California enough credit, because I…

For reference please see Orange is the New Black, as the female inmates sit around in a big group, and the only one who knows how to correctly label the parts of the vagina...is Sophia, who was not born a woman!!

omg I miss working from home. It's so tough to search for jobs doing full-time telecommuting. Everyone wants them!

hahahaha. that sounds creepy! :D

He used to do a full-face shave before holidays, now he leaves the beard part around the mouth and mustache, and just shaves up the neckbeard. I am ok with this, and his mom can suck it. She isn't the one making out with him.

Ok Jezebel warrior, I actually read the book and that blog post is heavily edited, redacted and the color commentary is very heavy-handed. The roommate DOES know he is there - she let him in, etc, etc, etc. But whatever, definitely not going to argue this back and forth with you. I didn't realize there was a whole…

Ian was in the running and really wanted the part, but the couldnt make it work from a scheduling standpoint. Or at least that is the official story. I was #teamIan all the way. Dude can smolder like a motherfucker.

that's who I am getting, more so than Josh Jackson. Just not hot. Not at all.

Um, no. Sorry. Going to have to fess up here that I read all three books. She isn't crying because he RAPED her, ffs. She is crying because she was a virgin when she met him and he's a really fucking intense person. I'm not saying this movie doesn't look like a steaming pile of hot shit, but let's not get crazy with…

who cares?? yum

SMART!! I know just where to hide them too...

Augh! My bf is the same. His overbearing WASP-y mother might have something to do with it. How his beard affects the way her pot roast might taste is beyond me, but if he wants to cater to mommy and not the person who he's taking home that night, then hey...that's his choice....smh.