that sounds frustrating and ridiculous

"I can barely handle my own family without a cocktail, why would I expect anything else for my friends :)"

omg so true. that totally nails it. surrounded by someone else's family and weird family friends, spending money left and right all day, probably stressed out, and SOBER?! oh HELL NAW. I may not be a special…

I would GLADLY pay for a cash bar at a wedding over having to attend a dry wedding...especially for some distant relative or acquaintance...any. day.

UGGGHH. I had totally repressed this type of wedding from my memory banks, but YASS. I grew up Baptist AND have family members who have been in AA for decades (now in leadership roles in their areas, not so much with the raging drunk behaviors anymore) and I used to have to attend a LOT of these. I was probably not…

Yeah, he made a fucked up comment about it when he was kicking her out. I think it is basically stated and also implied that she is a permanent virgin and each time is like her first time. There is enough sex on this show to go around without focusing in on that one detail much more than we have, don't you think?

Seriously, I have had SO MANY bad roommates that its hard to remember them all:

*mild-mannered friend from high school who didnt pay rent for the first two months, then finally got a job and got caught up on rent only to move her boyfriend into the house (who was NOT paying rent). All utilities went up, they split her…

seriously "she is moving out at the end of july" are you crazy?!

c-ya!!!

yes!! I rented an apartment once where the landlord told me that the people next door had been caught cooking meth, but that they had caught the cook within a day or two of it being set up. i was shocked that he was honest...and relived that it didnt happen in my unit.

That'sTheTicket

I saw a story once about Buzzfeed and had the same exact thought. As edgy and exciting as a job working for a website like that might seem on the surface, once you show up and find out that your work space is only the distance from one elbow to another, I bet the job loses all its glossy REAL fast. I already hate all…

I can't wait to hear about how this guy choked to death on his own dick after his cell mates cut his junk off and stuffed it down his throat.

Just remember it in 25's: 25 degrees way too cold, 50 degrees cold, 75 degrees comfortable (slightly warmer) 100 degrees too damn hot.

yeah, totally. I always saw adoption/fostering kids as multi-beneficial undertaking. You are giving kids a stable home life who otherwise might not have had one (probably did not, based on statistics); you get to raise a kid that did not wreck your body coming into this world (who ha stays in tact, yas!); you are…

I feel the exact same way. When I was a teenager/in my 20's I always said I Never Wanted Kids. Very resolute. Now that I am north of 30 (albeit, just barely) I feel the decision sort of bearing down on me and I can't totally sort out if that vague spark of interest in potential parenthood is rooted in a personal desire…

its all about Pinterest for that shit. Find, pin, done.

like a mix between Gloria and Miss Rosa. :)

I couldnt understand why the guard wouldnt just...I dont know...TAKE THE KEYS?! It's not like you can play music for three hours...it would kill the battery! *facepalm*

didnt you guys also have, like, 10 blizzards this winter? 3-4 snow-poca-lypses? polar vorteses?! We might have dirty beaches in parts of California...but we also have clean pools and no arctic storms.

...and then what happened?? Was she ok? :/

you win