I can't wait to hear about how this guy choked to death on his own dick after his cell mates cut his junk off and stuffed it down his throat.

Just remember it in 25's: 25 degrees way too cold, 50 degrees cold, 75 degrees comfortable (slightly warmer) 100 degrees too damn hot.

yeah, totally. I always saw adoption/fostering kids as multi-beneficial undertaking. You are giving kids a stable home life who otherwise might not have had one (probably did not, based on statistics); you get to raise a kid that did not wreck your body coming into this world (who ha stays in tact, yas!); you are…

I feel the exact same way. When I was a teenager/in my 20's I always said I Never Wanted Kids. Very resolute. Now that I am north of 30 (albeit, just barely) I feel the decision sort of bearing down on me and I can't totally sort out if that vague spark of interest in potential parenthood is rooted in a personal desire…

its all about Pinterest for that shit. Find, pin, done.

like a mix between Gloria and Miss Rosa. :)

I couldnt understand why the guard wouldnt just...I dont know...TAKE THE KEYS?! It's not like you can play music for three hours...it would kill the battery! *facepalm*

didnt you guys also have, like, 10 blizzards this winter? 3-4 snow-poca-lypses? polar vorteses?! We might have dirty beaches in parts of California...but we also have clean pools and no arctic storms.

...and then what happened?? Was she ok? :/

you win

this face = my face, even through the comments section. yeesh

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It's hard to believe that they don't have a full-time therapist on staff in prisons. In fact, I wonder how accurate it is, that we don't see any of them in some sort of group counseling or therapy sessions. I have a friend who is a social worker with LA county and half of her job consists of leading group therapy…

they showed the clock...she fell asleep for like two hours!!

no kidding RE: dna testing. i was thinking that during EVERY scene about daya-bennett-pornstache

so. so. hot.

that's what i was thinking, but i think the first reply nailed it:

"they now know better"

i found myself doing the same thing.

If you identify with your hair that much, maybe spend more than $1.99 on your conditioner?? Just a thought. What a dumbass. If she wins, one of Wal-Mart's stipulations should be that they will pay her, but they get to shave her bald first.

THIS!! where was the Bennie and Joon reference?? As an 80's baby, I was late to the Johnny Depp fanaticism. I was probably like 8 when 21 Jump Street was on the air. But this movie is what made me totally fall in love with him. Totally and completely. Bennie + Joon FOREVER.