Yeah, I don’t know. The trailer literally shows Ali getting the girl. Now it being True Detective, it probably doesn’t end well, but that’s just the format of the show. Also, Matthew McConaghey’s character was one big ball of regret. It drove him into his nihilistic outlook on life. Harrelson’s character was…

Did we watch the same show. Mathew McConaughey was navel gazing, mental masturbating drunken loner. Woody Harrelson was a hypocritical “family man” whose family wasn’t buying into his bullshit. I didn’t bother with season 2 because the first episode was shit. If you saw this as “manly” I am concerned for you. 

Is “Ma’am” on the list of things I can’t say anymore? When did that happen? Because it sounds like you’re telling me that every time I thought I was being polite by calling a woman “Ma’am,” I was actually being an [insert appropriate pejorative term here].

The memory of being 12 and having grown men hit on you is indelible...some life lessons are too hard earned. I learned how to be an angry bitch real quick. 

I’ve always known I wasn’t alone in having this kinda shit happen to me. Nonetheless, it still hurts to see it happen to anyone. As a young girl, I uhhh.....developed quite early, so the need to learn how to fight came early. Thank the lord for having crazy-azzed cousins to help with this. You can’t just be a kid,…

I carry a knife, pepper spray and have a concealed carry we emit because I've had too many of these interactions. And I have been taken behind that tree

They don’t really look alike, but I am getting a little Lisa Bonet vibe off of Laura with the longer hair. Sort of an effortless, timeless beauty who also doesnt have time for your BS, type of thing.  

When I was younger, I genuinely believed that I had never enjoyed any of the benefits of white privilege. I was poor, with no prospects, no hope of any far-off future inheritance, working demeaning jobs, living in crappy apartments, and so on. I would get fairly indignant at any suggestion that I was somehow the…

My keyboard will be draining over the kitchen sink since that’s where I spit out my coffee about the eyebrows.  

Of course it does. The popularity of this song plays heavily on the ridiculousness of the internet. It’s a petri dish of memes, the “ironically funny,” of tumblr and the engagement of twitter. I think it would also work if it were Zach Fox or Seth Everman or Quinta Brunson. It’s just that kind of humor. But to simply…

Speaking of memories, I am having an increasing number of Lost flashbacks as I watch Castle Rock.

I, too, thought that this store is some pointless yuppie shit. Like IKEA, but if IKEA went to Dartmouth...

Though Minaj says she doesn’t like to engage in drama

Viola Davis in a Steve McQueen movie. Over the last two months I have watched the official trailer #1 on YouTube too many times to count. The #1 trailer is vastly different than this one. As good as this one is log onto YouTube and treat yourself.

Why would Henry invite his son to stay in this town? He has a person staying in the garage that was found in a cage in an abandoned wing of a prison. There is a fire outside of town, his mom jumped off a bridge, this is not a place to have a happy family reunion. No semi-responsible parent would bring their kid here…

Don’t be like that. We’ve been doing satire hip hop forever. Happy Hump(ty) Day. :-)

In MY day we listened to De La Soul talk about waving a piece of doo doo in the air, and WE LIKED IT.

Jada Pinkett (46) Smith and her mom.

Angela Basset set the bar high for most of the women in my circle. She could be in a nursing home and would still be finer that most of these self proclaimed IG models setting thirst traps for cuffing season.  That woman is BAD!  I gotta take a walk...

I thought this season was pretty tremendous all-in-all, but to each their own.