Five-hundred twenty-five thousand six-hundred weiners! Five-hundred twenty-five thousand gallons of lube...

A phrase Ms. Montenegro needs to use more often. Her vagina will thank her.

Assuming an average penis length of 5.5 inches (the first number I found (I'm not going to try that hard)) that is .87 miles of penis. She would need 1500 more men for a mile of dong.

If six of y'all went out, then four of you were really cheap.

I don't believe her.

What a relevant username.

All of this sounds so unpleasant. She can't have enjoyed having that much sex. I would be so tired of having sex.

I'm so happy that I get to genuinely like Terry Crews now, rather than merely be amused by his televised antics.

Always loved Terry Crews for his ability to not take himself so serious... but this! THIS! It's just.. I was bludgeoned with anti-feminism arguments the other day by two dudes in my class when I gently suggested that they were going about the topic all wrong. It just makes me so happy to read this. More Terry Crews in…

Love this guy!

This is so powerful coming from a black man. Also, the media only wants to talk about black men when they're shuffling in shackles on the news, or doing something fucked up, so spreading this positivity is so important. I wish more men were on his team.

Well...go Terry!

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

I wasn't aware of him outside of the Old Spice commercials, but I dig him.

I know. I knew I loved him, but I didn't know I loved him THIS much.

Excellent. I approve of this. And, I approve of the humor in his Old Spice commercials:

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

He is awesome.

He is just an amazing, badass dude.