Yeah, it's kind of weird. Don't know why she didn't just bite his dick off.
Yeah, it's kind of weird. Don't know why she didn't just bite his dick off.
Until that link I was seriously wondering if you had gone crazy or something. Glad to know it's satire.
Her skin was interfering with religion. ...ugh menz
if htis happened to a men it wouldnt be such a big deal noone would say anyhting
thanks!
Go. The fuck. To jail. You gross asshole.
dude, it was so sketch, trying to sell in my neighborhood. this is a really great equalizer for kids who can't safely go door to door and/or have mothers with trauma histories who won't let them.
I am Cookie Mom for my kid's troop again this year. I swear to God the entire combined armed forces of the United States could not execute a more labyrinthine ground operation than Operation Cookie, and GSUSA does it every year. It's impressive.
The disgruntled look on that demon's face never fails to make me laugh.
But how will girls learn how to hustle products to grumpy people that don't need them? How will they build character without pulling a wagon full of cookies around on snow and ice covered sidewalks in the middle of winter? How will they learn the joy of earning a teddy bear poster for selling $500 worth of cookies? …
UNFAIR. These 8 year olds should be forced to sell 50 boxes in person to earn a badge or perhaps a small pewter tiger.
What a wonderful and hilarious obit. I can read between the lines and see the big FUCK YOU to the cruel disease that took this young man's life away. I'm sorry I only came to this after the fact, but thank you for passing this story on, Burt. Incredibly touching.
She writes beautifully. This is the entry that got me full on sobbing:
Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.
I work in the Minneapolis ad community* and this story has ripped through us like a tornado these past months. If you haven't already, I highly suggest you check out Nora's blog. It will make you cry but it will also make you laugh more than you could ever think. And sometimes that's just what you need. Real talk and…