I’ll never get one. Buncha bullshittery.

Man’s Dogs’ Patience Starting To Show Signs Of Strain

You know what else is real, Yoko? The Oxford comma is real.

I totally concur! She has that hint of beautiful Ryan Phillippe too!

Proposition: Reese’s daughter is prettier than her mother was at the same age.

This is a surprisingly strong showing of tweets. Props to Chance the Rapper for shutting down scalpers. Props to Martha for not even trying to pull the everyday person shit. Props to Reese and Cindy for successfully cloning themselves. Props to Seth for making a point that many have made before but that seemingly…

I want Rita Wilson to understand that it’s Tom and me, not Tom and I.

And iconic? Did I miss something?I wouldn’t even call Rose iconic nevermind a one off hairdo.

#NEVERFORGET

I think it can also be awful too. I was just reading an article by Scott Barnes about being a makeup artist for J-Lo for YEARS. He traveled so much he had to give his dog away, his relationships never lasted. Then J-Lo canned him without warning because she thought Barnes had spoken to the tabloids about her wedding…

So if my kayak flips and I beg you to help me, and you say, “Screw you, I never liked you anyway” instead of calling 911, you murdered me? Is that the idea? I am new to this story.

Obviously she’s not spiritual enough to believe in ghosts...

A woman murdered her fiancé?

I thought most people at least made some attempt to get away with it.

I hate you. (+1 though, well done.)

She's not a murderer, just a paddlephile.

I canoe help you with that.

That’s so unbelievably sick. A violent person with a specific target is exactly who SHOULDN’T get out on bail.

He won’t be raped at all. He’s going to be in a protective custody sentence for three months. He will not be in gen pop. So, no. Not going to happen to Brock.

He’ll do three months and he’s in protective custody.