Why are MSU administrators moonlighting as bailiffs?

Even if he has never met his father, he could probably figure out that his name is John Wilson III.

I guess Spencer Brown’s style is best described as ‘Tennys tennis.’

She did apologize for that.

If line judges were systematically oppressed by the children of colonialists for 400 years then maybe you could crossbreed that orange with an apple.

That’s not his “political beliefs,” though. That would be “buying into the ravings of a crazed lunatic fringe group.” Just make sure you know the difference.

Can’t you make that lazy argument plugging in ANY occupation, save for a politician? ‘So who gives a fuck what nearly every human being’s political beliefs are?’ Bold stance. I’m sure it won’t ever be of consequence.

Based on his other tweets, I am guessing her melanin levels.

I suspect quite a number of sports fans care if an American player currently getting lots of media coverage for sudden international success sincerely believes Hillary Clinton ran a child sex slavery ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant and spends his free time reading neo-Nazi material.

Can somebody asking about what makes Serena so “disgusting”?

Oh, well that makes everything OK! Yeah, just delete the tweets so now that you’re marginally more famous than you were a few weeks ago no one can see what a small minded dickface you are. That’ll solve everything!

To me a retweet is an endorsement unless you preface it with ‘check out this bullshit’. A simple unqualified retweet amplifies nonsense further out in the universe.

For Evangelicals, morals are for judging others, not yourself. Their higher power they worship? Power

Apparently, you haven’t heard the bible preached at you (I mean, none of those shits have read it). The Evangelical Audio Book (tm) correctly tells them that Jesus spent 98% of his words teaching the Two Sacred Truths.

So were they biased towards his grit or his scrappiness?

Jesus. That guy is filth.

Why did Guerrero post the wrong photo of himself? Here is the correct one:

Trout’s wife’s reaction seems awfully frigid towards this storm news.

Dude looks like the older version of a Rugrats character.

Is it okay that I scrolled straight down to the BAD-BAD Pacino section? Because that is BEST-BEST Pacino.