Thank you. A perfect candidate does not exist...I repeat, a perfect candidate DOES NOT EXIST. And if one did, I wouldn’t trust that person, because well, no one is perfect. Vote during every election, never ever, ever ever ever rely on any fucking polls that show your candidate is gonna win and think “oh they’ve got…

I think Obama is hitting on a lot of key points in this speech about the importance of participating in democracy.

I’m stocking up on food, water, guns, and ammo. Just because I know what is coming.

If you dig a little deeper. A majority of the people that make up Chicago are from Michigan, Wisconsin Indiana and Ohio.

They all feature a hidden pill pocket.

That’s a boy who knows how to get a pity hug from one of the cheerleaders after the contest

Really? That’s your argument?

Would it? It would seem to me that throwing a leg back before you land would propel your torso forward and make you more likely to either put too much strain on one leg, or just fall on your face. The counter balance to stopping yourself from falling forward is to get both feet out in front. It’s why aside from Kerri…

Yes, counter-balance. The forward lunge provided counter-balance for the mule kick to the nuts attempt.

Any other player I would give the benefit of the doubt. This jackass with his history? Nope.

Heh. “nothing conclusive”. I know when I slip or trip and try to keep my balance, I also whip my leg out perpendicular to my body (into someone else’s nuts).

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Good point. Because there’s never anything dark or disturbing in white music.

The prime difference between white and black Americans is that most white Americans believe that the US is the greatest and best nation in the world*

You kinda have to acknowledge that white people get diarrhea from eating anything that isn’t a white bread and mayonnaise sandwich.

You kind of have to acknowledge that premium cable television glorifies everything wrong with white culture.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

Wow, you’re an asshole.

You’re literally awful.

My delayed gratification will be when this overgrown lax bro takes his bush league antics to the NBA and gets destroyed. If he ever makes it out of D-League.