i bet he wishes he had chosen a prolonged standoff with federal authorities over a land dispute now, doesnt he? 18 months indeed.

It’s starting to seem to me that there is a direct correlation between the fear of minorities and the lack of them in one’s vicinity. Not as a hard and fast rule, but... you know.

White people are the only ones talking about rioting. Everyone else is actually working towards making sure we all have rights and trying to make America a better place.

He has definitely shared his wife with the guys at Sturgis.

How is that a counterpoint? That makes him even more awesome.

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?

Hey, man. I get it. Sometimes your insurance only provides for one free (regularly cheap) set a frames per year and you just gotta deal. Just because a dude is politically famous doesn’t mean he wants to get gouged by Visionworks.

“Not bad. Now for the advanced lesson.”

What? No. It’s done out of love.

That interview is how I imagine a conversation between a high school bully and a principal would be like.

When your life is one depressing failure after another, in an attempt to find something to feel good about, you become blindly and overly invested in your sports team. Or Trump.

You accidentally clicked the wrong link, breitbart.com is that way.

“They’re just not critical thinkers, or curious, or literate in politics or economics or law.”

Somebody call the waaaahhhmbulance, we got a crier over here!

That’s nice. He’s donating money to a serial sex offender.

“Have you guys not heard?”

Civil cases are not beyond a reasonable doubt, they are more likely than not.

She’s a delegate from Overland Park.

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

Fitting as Siegel was known as the Pompatus of Track.