My brother in town for my mom’s funeral. Mentioned his old army buddy facebooked him to catch up. My bro said he’ll tell him the story he was on guard duty and lost somewhere during a readiness drill. My bro decided to whack off. Exercise over, his friend still amped up says damn it’s crazy out there, the Captain…

I cried more than enough this week and I’m still crying. Seeing Keith’s face, that’s me since my mom died on Wednesday. And, I’m getting evicted, I don’t care even. I’m done crying.

Fritz is already engaged.

Yeah, I have neither, just mom. Damn, it hurts.

I was so scared 2016 would be the year my mom would die. She did, last Wednesday. This year sucks.

Who’s that political satirist with the piano, it’s his.

Why would they refuse an easy paying gig? Didn’t know this was all it took to save some taxpaying dollars. Meaning I hope it extends to outside private events. Looking at NYPD.

Or some of those kids had an experience of being profiled and totally gets it. I know a kid who lives on Roosevelt Island and had some contact with their private security.

You would think Sandusky diddling White Boys would count for something. Nope.

He tweets the way he talks. It has to be him doing it, right?

I hope it was a CSC guy.

I do that tactic when I’m in focus groups. Gotta say it with conviction.

Someone get a stretcher!

You try stepping out of a high step van. That first one is a doozey. Watch your head, too.

Did not know that. Always thought they were contracted out or something. A Cheerleader military contract.

Damnit, can’t read this now. Liquid is blurring my vision.

Man, did not need to read this now. Mom survived lung cancer and recently went ill. I thought it was the cancer coming back, I was thisclose to calling hospice care. Had to do something, called 911, she went into respiratory arrest. Turned out it was septic shock from the pneumonia. Still on a trach vent. If I waited…

We did that in grade school, all except for the Jehovah’s Witness who stood outside the classroom while it was being recited.

What political meaning yacht racing is in? I put in my profile the same interests Oscar Madison put on his computer date match up. My profile has no political ads show up.

Every time I’m in Harlem I bring back a bucket. I usually go to KFC where they give you a box.