... but first, let me post on Deadspin. Those folks are gonna miss me!

Judging by the last few entries, I was expecting it to be Washington College of the Mississippi, located in Bucyrus, Ohio.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Football would require black people to live in Portland which I’m pretty sure is still illegal there.

I haven’t bought a football game since NFL 2K5 because Madden still hasn’t caught up to where the 2K series was for fun.

Editor’s Note: the name of Ryan’s alma mater is “Miami University.” it is located in Oxford, Ohio. It is not “Miami of Ohio”, just as the University of Miami is not “Miami of Florida.” The Miami Tribe is from Ohio, and Miami University has been a university since before Florida was a state.

Great response to a valid question.

Pinning the ball on the backboard after release is goaltending. A Common call in NCAA ball almost never called in an NBA game.

The thing with Hansen finding another place to build an arena is the fact he already privately purchased ($100M) the land where the arena is proposed. It is not a neighborhood in the terms of homes. It is all warehouses. Hansen now owns the land, which may still be profitable but useless for his purposes.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

What am I missing here? I don’t get it.

Wait, am I dumb? I always thought you were supposed to catch it in the webbing. Is this just some league for major leaguers because little leaguers can’t smoke balls?

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

Johnny Football = Mac Miller

Tbh, I’m just excited to see Worms Armageddon being mentioned. The original was one of my favorite games as a teen.

“ Those who switched over from college basketball hoping for a more exciting game probably would have had more fun sticking with March Madness, since the Spurs made the game an ugly, slow, physical wrestling match.”

Ha! Dude wanted a Trout souvenir, but only came away with a red herring.

Unfortunately, Clay Bennett is very much still alive.

“Good.” -Seattle residents