Officials deemed Newton was taunting when he tossed the ball down after the play

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

“That’s clearly a travel”

Not the first time that’s happened.

He’s not exactly wrong. I’ve lived within walking distance of Gillette Stadium for 21 years, and have gone to two games in that span. I can’t afford sit in the nosebleed sections and the tickets I’ve gotten came from relatives who get them from their bosses. Everyone is so afraid of losing their buddy’s/boss’s tickets…

In Trump’s America, Thunder’s afraid of dogs.

You deserve to live in that place vulvasaurus.

It’s been done..

Nah.

 He’s from Australia, for crying out loud, not whatever stereotype Kevin was reaching for. I get that Kevin needed a first sentence, but that was weak. 

Dallas Mavericks and former Golden State Warriors center Andrew Bogut’s political beliefs are exactly what you would expect them to be.

clicked the video to watch highlights like this and came away disappointed.

The most unrealistic thing which gives it away right from the start, is the idea of anyone that obsessed with Slender Man having a girl friend for that long.

“I had never even heard about kabaddi! Professional athletics is something that, at this point in my life, I never thought I’d be embarking on.”

2/10 trolling.

... but first, let me post on Deadspin. Those folks are gonna miss me!

Judging by the last few entries, I was expecting it to be Washington College of the Mississippi, located in Bucyrus, Ohio.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Football would require black people to live in Portland which I’m pretty sure is still illegal there.