To give you an idea as to how much of a cock-up this was:

To the “do i still have the mark”, no, thank god.

... and then a view from where the oil pan normally resides, which resembled a mass of guacamole stalagmites

Shouldn’t she be using a spray bottle? That way you can finely mist all areas of the engine for even coverage.

Ugh. Had a first date try to do this once. I saw the pile of ones come out and asked if it was for that purpose. He said yes let them earn it (it wasn’t a very big pile...). I tipped the waitress and bartender for my drink generously and walked out. No fucking way am I going to be a part of that and it’s a giant…

More like Russian col-losin’ amirite

Who do you call when you lose your wedding ring? Me. Of course I was the one who lost it in the first place.

Didn’t know we were counting accidental lock-outs in this. When I drove big trucks I’d just gotten back from an east coast trip and was prepared to spend some home time when my boss called and said one of our drivers was sick and he needed me to take a quick Chicago run, an easy 600 mile round trip, no backhaul, and…

Hamilton didn’t brake, he just didn’t accelerate. That’s not on him. That’s why its not a brake check.

My dog and I have been attacked twice by unleashed dogs in our neighborhood while my dog’s been on a leash. She does not want to make friends and it’s not my fault when she’s trying to mind her own business and growls at an unfamiliar dog approaching us. The fault is on the owners who don’t leash their dogs. Their…

AEGIS ships do have pretty incredible radar systems. They could track a nickel on a seagull’s ass from 25nm away. But that’s just the point, rhey’re really great at tracking things in the sky, not so much tracking things across the ground.

Today I learned of Pontiac watches. Their logotype looks VERY similar to what Pontiac Motor Division used around the ‘80s & ‘90s:

we are a lighthouse

There could have been a spider on the wheel. Fuck spiders.

It appears as though a third edition may be necessary.

It’s also hard not to cheer for Team Nederlands and their JUMBO banana boat with none other than former F1 driver Rubens Barrichello at the wheel. I mean look at this thing.

I posted this on oppo yesterday , I think Ill leave this here for today....