Is the accent even real? Does she have the accent in the flashbacks? (I guess she’s supposed to really be Russian because of the Russian swear word at the end).

I believe Masha pretty much said that, but she’s banking on the fact that nobody is going to sue her because they’ll be too grateful for having been healed. And since the place has been running for a while, that’s probably what happens every time.

I’m enjoying Samara Weaving

They were also together in 2015's Spy. (For a minute I thought “Superintelligence” was some alternative title for that one).

Re: Tony’s piss (what a topic!), I think the scene was implying he’s having prostate problems of some sort. It was just one short burst, and then it stopped, and Tony moaned.

mere seconds to ...err... “process?” it, before it gets spoiled

I believe I’ve seen Cannavale in comedic/light roles as often as I saw him in non-comedic roles. The Station Agent (which is a true masterpiece) comes to mind.

Won an Emmy for that.

Samara Weaving is killing it as Jessica, in my opinion. She’s got that great combo of seeming very vapid and very naïve at the same time.

none of the cast are Australian - saving one semi-extra

Or 2008's Australia, for which Baz Luhrmann wanted an entirely Australian cast.

Yeah, “Remember when we looked like we had a ton of fun fighting super-villains following an unshakeable moral compass? We weren’t. We were actually dying inside and felt abused. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die. Come watch The CW.”

The project doesn’t originate with her. She was hired to write it. Someone at The CW (and/or at Berlanti Productions) came up with the idea.

It’s like Riverdale meets Charmed!

I’m fully ready to accept this is all a conspiracy by the Hollywood Cabal of Men to push back against the #MeToo movement by creating roles expressly designed to make female actors into laughable and unbankable jokes. It honestly seems much more believable than someone somewhere genuinely thinking that it was somehow…

Mickey Rooney would happily play both of them. Having been dead for seven years won’t stop him.

That’s the face of someone who just realized the weeks spent shooting the pilot of a live action reboot of the Powerpuff Girls for The CW weren’t a food poisoning-induced nightmare.

Now don’t tell me there’s porn of the Powerp...

she helped make Skye, who sucked, into Daisy, who rules.

That is not dead which can eternal lie in development hell.