That’s literally the name of the endowed professorial chair: she will be the inaugural Kardashian Professor of Marketing and Stuff Like That.

I love it when rich jerks who attended fancy private schools try to reform the public system. Keep on trucking Jeb! (!?)

I didn’t even bother with the debate: I just went straight to the vodka and pot!

Half a bottle of scotch and the cat got a treat when Trump was speaking because his voice hurts her ears and she was anxious about the future of our country.

A 20-oz mix of UV Lemonade and diet Mountain Dew.

I just had a big-ass bowl of popcorn.

I got the ‘pox at 16 for the same reason (no vaccine yet) and yeah, it sucked big time. I still have scars from the first few sores that popped up because I was at school and didn’t know what they were and so of course scratched like a crazy person. By dinner time the day they started I was covered from head to toe.

Osgood’s bow tie was donated to the Smithsonian (really!). It belongs to the ages now.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

My husband has left me and we are divorcing, not my choice. Looking for any comfort or advice, especially from those who have survived this.

I’m closing on a house. It’s a lot smaller than I had wanted, but am excited - and stressed - about it. Should know for sure on Friday. Eek!

All men are too much work, Sofia.

Yep, this is pretty much the only circumstance I can ever see that I would 100%, unequivocally divorce my husband. I can’t see him ever cheating, but if he did we might be able to work through it. But not abuse.

I love my boobs, but I think the last time I could wear a boob napkin was when I was 12. At least one good thing about unemployment is that unless I have to go out in public I don’t have to wear a bra!

Daymakers are idealists, go-getters, and “choreographers” who are able to “balance 1,000 things” well for family, friends and themselves, he said. They also love to host others and are “joiners,” not loners, he said.

Relevant:

Done.

Not that far off. I forgot where I read it, but his family owned a Fried Chicken place that was getting noise complaints. The city forced it to close at 10PM instead of 24 hours then when the cops showed up to enforce it his brother fought them and was arrested. Father and Brother fled the country back to Afghanistan.…