It would be more likely that Melania finally flips out and shanks him, but either one works for me....

It would be so awesome if fuckup in chief was back “at the border” and a ICE horse freaked out and kicked him in the head. I would give ten years off my life for that....

I can’t understand why anyone would like this shithead. I’m from NJ and we know what a POS he is. What’s sad & scary is how the rubes in the rust belt were gullible enough to fall for his shit. Or maybe it was the Russians. I just hope we’re not too far gone as a country to ever come back.

I want this cocksucker to lose everything, and I mean everything. I want to see him in the gutter in front of the new International Mosque & Islamic Center (formerly trump tower) with an old starbucks cups for begging and an extra large depends. And if that makes me a vindictive bitch, I don GAF.

A “stoolie”? These old white guys who think they’re so badass who would run away screaming like little bitches if confronted with actually danger never fail to crack me up. 

No, it looks like he still has it in an effort to go for the least interesting man in the world look....

Any day  Cruz gets ripped is a good day for me. 

Good riddance. 

He still looks so shellshocked, like he can’t believe trump would turn on him like a mad dog. Once an asshole always an asshole....

At this point no bombshell he could drop would surprise me, considering he was just a scumbag adjacent to the biggest scumbag in the land. I’m sure there’s all sorts of filthy shit he could reveal, but unless & until it ends with shit head in chief in handcuffs I don’t care anymore.

Gropemobile for the win, Alex!

My guess is he was acting out of frustration from unrequited love, the object of which was probably not even there...

Too bad she can’t pack the house with people on “furlough” & working without pay and then say, “Come right in, shithead!”

It’s stories like these that make me wish original (mothership) “Law & Order” was still on.

(Sad Sack) Sarah, smile, won’t you smile a while with Sean....

troll assholes, don’t bother responding because I’m just going to keep dismissing you. You’d be better off spending your time jacking off to fortnite as usual.

His second term, that’s a funny one. Jokes just write themselves with this asshole.

How long before trump invites them to the white house?

His mom tweeted some shit about wishing more smallpox blankets had been handed out, so it’s easy to see why he’s such a twit. ETA There’s some dispute as to whether the account that tweeted that was genuine, and I don’t want to disseminate false info.

Very articulate and intelligent young man, also his eyebrow game is completely on fleek. (hope I used that right...)