What an asshat.

I was going to go with my kneejerk reaction and say that this is a western phenomenon so I decided to look at the OHL Bantam draft results. It turns out it is mostly just that people west of Ontario don’t know how to name their kids.

There’s a big difference between 1400 onalds and 1494 onalds, for sure.

‘He knew what it takes to be great. And he gave up MvDonalds.”

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

Lay waste! LAY waste, damn you!

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Police have arrested the onion and charged it with battery.

Roker Not As Hungry, Still Very Thirsty

Kevin Costner once tried the same thing with his Tin Cup character. He ended up hitting the ball all over the stadium until he pulled out his seven iron.

so brave