“Your baby can pee inside your uterus” is way less marketable for the anti-abortion crowd.

I thought that too.  The faith that dad has in his portly PlayStation kid is endearing.

That’s a very Trumpian thing to say. “He has really strong legs.” 

Same - I did ok, but I’ll never forget sitting down with my dad and him telling me with tears in his eyes that I couldn’t go to my dream school because we just couldn’t make it work financially.

if I had a dime every time someone told me “we can’t afford it, we can’t afford it, even with a scholarship we can’t afford it,” when I was applying to colleges....

Our system does not permit enough downward (or upward) mobility. Some of these scions should be working at 7-11, and there are people at 7-11 who should be in the Ivies. 

Who's Loughlin now?

I know this is horrible and awful and shows how tiered our society is and that “hard work and dedication will help you achieve” is bullshit....
BUUUUUT...
I fucking died at that dad who wanted his son to pretend to be a kicker. “He has really strong legs,” is the coolest dad sentence ever. 

Aunt Becky: “I just wanted so badly what was best for my child. I guess I took it too far.”

Audience: Awwwwwwww..... *sappy music begins playing*

Danny Tanner: Aw, Beck... It’s not about the name on the college diploma. It’s about knowing, wherever they go, your kid did the best they could.

Aunt Becky: “Thanks, Danny...…

Nah. They’ll cast Candice Cameron Bure just to piss her off.

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Mossimo was also charged. It’s likely that they didn’t have enough evidence that Macy was involved in the crime as they did about Huffman. Based on the charging documents he clearly was aware of what was going on, as he was on a call with Huffman and the ringleader of the scheme describing the process, but it seems…

But apparently Mossimo had nothing to do it. Or William H. Macy, who is Felicity Huffman’s husband. Why all the blame on the women?

You know, the thing about Ivanka, she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she gets on that Air Force jet and those black eyes roll over wide.

Stop with the naming of winter storms already, This one is not named Taylor, in spite of what anyone tells you. 

If you're going to steal, use a tax return, not a gun. 

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

Latoya said (if you google it you may be able to find it) that she and her sister Rebbie were sexually abused by their father. Rebbie got the worst of it and moved out at 16 which is when he started abusing Latoya (to a lesser extent, based on her story). I would not even remotely be surprised if Joe abused Michael or…

I find it noteworthy that both of these men are angrier with their mothers than they are with Jackson.